February 2012
78 posts
I wish I have teleportation powers.
kimmychuuux:
I would go around the world,visit family and mostly because I get to see you whenever I want to.
IN THE SHOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA jk
the hunger games
"you can keep scrolling, or you can watch this and reblog"
Me: ok i'll scroll
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man i hate when i get sick :(
i get fat. LOL
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channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
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parents: why did you-
me: because yolo
Grammar. The difference between knowing your shit...
Hey das a good one
I guess I'll stay home while my family is at the...
jmonayy:
All alone -____-
AND THERE’S NO FOOD HERE. omg.
Awwww no food at home?!?!???!??? That’s tough
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If some guy I never met gives me his number over...
I say I’ll text them and then don’t. Or I say I got my phone taken away and I’ll text them when I get it back. (But then I never do… ;) )
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nicki Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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jazzygrandpa:
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
Watchstickysushi:
jwibi:
beccamarieg:
Powderpuff (:
This. this is what i miss, what i’ll always be proud to have been once a part of. Once a cougar, always a cougar. ah, aaron (:
dars me
omg kevin.. rj… TWERK
WOOOO
today consisted of helping kpoo ask her boy to “anti kingsball”, which went swimmingly! lol but it was real cute, despite the fact that everyone who passed by me stared because i was sitting alone with a rose and a piece of paper. when i gave him the rose and the next hint, the ladies inside gyu-kaku clapped for us o_o but anyway, kristen and jhon, you guys are the CUTEST<3!
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marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
